I blame my parents.....

Could somebody please call my mother and tell her what a bad job she did of raising me? Also, if anybody knows who the governing body of all internet modelling related websites could they please inform the webmasters that I am a dangerously misguided idiot and should be treated like a small child with a gun? I would do it myself but you see, I've decided that as I have absolutely no value as a human being or as a model it would be worthless me ever speaking again. Hold on, let me remove my tongue from my cheek for a moment. I thought I'd come and add to the blog tonight as it seems my head is starting to hurt from having been banging it against a brick wall all day. Sure the wall is metaphorical but the result is the same. Thankfully I'm so dense that any damage to my brain is purely superficial and shouldn't leave any lasting effect. I do hope that one day I can come on here and make a post that doesn't leave me wondering when it was that I became such a mardy old woman, but unfortunately people keep forcing my hand by being generally rude, idiotic and stubborn. Today I have been shocked, disappointed, awed, revolted and horrified by the levels of stupidity and arrogance shown by some people in this industry, that's right folks it's been a veritable cavalcade of emotions. First there was the photographer who thought it was acceptable to ask models to open their legs, insert bits of plastic into places only a doctor, a lover or a paying customer in some cases should see and do it for free because let's face it, if you don't ask you don't get. Then there was the 'photographer' who tells models he is a photographer without actually sending them any proof. Of any sort. At all. Next up is the model (and I use the term loosely) who wanted a professional photographer with magazine standard pictures to pay HER to come and shoot with him despite her having no experience, a lackluster portfolio and no apparent understanding of the distance from Scotland to London (although she did have some lovely self shot camera phone pictures). Lastly is the photographer who hates models so much that he feels the need to follow them around and question their every comment, because as we all know, models are a lesser sort of person then the average man.

Now, I am going to go back to hitting my head against a brick wall, I will hope in vain that as I am a slow, illiterate imbecile that nobody will ever read this post or make sense of it - and if they do they can do what I do. I blame the parents.....or God.....or Obi Wan Kenobi.